some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
Everyone agrees they like your mother better drunk
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
Dude you made a rodeo shot in beer pong won the game then got in the hot tub poured beer all over the side and screamed "hot tub time machine!"...
This hangover makes more sense now
No, man, we stole the housekeeper's key and we're just going room to room raiding mini fridges. Hurry
Logan has the vodka and snickers. We're making a run for it. Room 302
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
At least you didn’t announce to an entire bar you’ve eaten pussy, and then knocked your beer over.
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
I have decided that I would still fuck Harrison Ford even though he is old as fuck now. Do you think it would kill him?
Most likely. But I bet he'd do a bang up job of it before he died.
He absolutely would.
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