What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
i had to wake up at 4 am to do my laundry because I was afraid if I saw people in the laundry room they would judge me by the amount of clothes I had covered in vomit from syllabus week
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
You looked at me, said I was a nice guy. Then you drunkenly climbed on top of me and said you liked me and wanted me.
Before I go in, is 'I just got a root canal 2 hours ago' a good excuse to show up drunk to yoga class with a 6 pack? Because if not I think I need to go home.
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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