The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
Oh, fuck yeah. I swear I came with every bite. Not even joking. Messiest meal ever.
Wow, thanks for ruining pizza for me. I didn't think it was possible.
Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
Highlight of the day: got a bunch of drunks to sing baby shark.
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