Umm I'm too high to move.
ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
I know I know. I considered playing it sober but after I typed out IS SHE A GENIE? I knew it was impossible to hide.
i just opened a bottle of wine with my dads power tools
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
Pretty sure I'm about to get another tattoo. It'll have mom in there somewhere for Mother's Day.
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
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