If hangovers were people John Goodman would be living in my skull trying to eat the back of my eyes
So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
Annabeth just got on the bar and slurred something about how she was worried that when she started dating you your penis wouldnt fit. You are one lucky bastard my friend.
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
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