ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
I'm on the strip, it's like a mini new years eve. Some girl just got taken away on a stretcher with her meter margarita in her hand claiming it's trophy for being awesome. Damn tourists are lightweights.
I think one day, after evolution kicks in, my sons will thank me for having a 3rd ball. That's how much sex I'm having.
When I blacked in, I was crying to my father at the swim-up bar that "I was going to win an Oscar." how do you THINK Mexico was?
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
My vagina is officially offended.
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
That guy I hooked up with in new york last 2 statuses are "I'm going to be a father, it's a girl" then "wow syphilis sure does burn" I'm legit scared... What has my life come to.
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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