Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
Michael Bay diarrhea
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
As your boss, I feel obligated to tell you that turning our management meeting into a kegger may just be the best idea you've given me yet.
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
Shaving my legs with an ankle monitor on is surprisingly more difficult than the drunk driving that got me here
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
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