im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
I'm either going to be a Playboy Playmate or take over the world. Either way the world wins.
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
this morning i realized i came home with more condoms then i left. burn.
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
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