next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
Your mom asked you why you had bite marks all over your arms and you answered her by yelling "I HAD A SIESTA!"
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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