Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
Our 450 pound cab driver smells like McDonalds and sunblock with a touch of vodka. Correction I smell like vodka.
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
It's a hurricane, not a zombie apocalypse. WHY DID YOU BUY SHOTGUNS?!?!
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
Randomize
