BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
The beers last night were like the tears from god
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
I thought my dog was a polar bear. I kept asking how the north pole was this time of year.
The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
I'm experimenting with sincerity
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
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