I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
Fell off the toilet trying to reach to put my tampon in the garbage. Pride hurts real bad.
We found you walking up the on ramp to the highway carrying a 40 mph speed limit sign with no shoes on. Rough night?
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