Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
Mystery lines found in a Pyrex dish in the back of my pantry at 415 am. No recall as to it's origin. Unidentifiable taste. Obviously I'm doing them
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
I sort of feel bad for this orthodontist. The things that have been in my mouth in the past 12 hours aren't exactly socially acceptable.
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