This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
just wanted to thank u for shitting in my dads bidet last night. i had to manually scoop ur shit out of it. btw ur dumped.
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
in other news i'm homewrecking via instagram
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
My New Year's resolution consists of less weekday hangovers, more sex, and more money.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize
