I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
I can't finger myself when I'm all distracted about whether or not your family is going to like me
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
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