Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
I just got my inseam measured in raffle tickets by a drag queen. Being fondled for charity is awesome.
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
Woke up with a squirrel in my bed, how was your night?
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
Sorry my phone died because I decided charging my vibrator was way more important
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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