addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
I wish the iPhone would register texts from 11:59 as "Last Year" instead of "Yesterday."
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
how do you say happy birthday to the guy that almost got you pregnant? i cant just write the same thing as last year.
She bit a glass in half.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
You told me to remind you that the bruise on your ass is from when you danced on the table at Ziggy's, saw a cop and tried to 'fly away'.
Sunday is the day of rest.
As in, whatever liquor is left after last night, you have to drink the rest.
Its a first. Never been peed on in a line to concert. First time for everything.
She kept telling me it was a squirtgun.
You know you can't live off of vodka and pizza rolls forever
I'VE ALREADY MADE MY CHOICE
You tried to prove you weren't drunk by loudly singing the romanian national anthem. Why the fuck do you even KNOW the romanian national anthem?
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
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