I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
i was beyond wasted so he tucked me into bed and wrapped the blankets around me like a burrito. then gave me a bloody mary and an omlet when i woke up. and who says living with your cousin is a bad thing?!
What are you doing St Patricks day? I'm banned from all work parties with open bar ever since the cinco de mayo party that I dumped a drink on my co-workers head and played air guitar on my boss' ankle cast.
That's why my New Years resolution was no more blondes. They're all bad news
Because I'm sitting in a bath of my own wisdom and drowning my sorrows in coconut rum
I'm tryna think of an appropriate time to say "when I suck other dicks they seem like training dicks compared to yours" but I really can't think of a good way to say that
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
I added our drug dealer to the quickbooks software babe, he is listed under vendor's as an expense category... money management is such a bitch...
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