What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
Wine + wine + wine + wine + bud light = puke.
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
Seriously considering modifying my computer case so it can dispense wine. I need to make a bunch of changes and reorganize it's guts anyway....
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
Apparently when cookies are around I think of myself as a puppy and reward myself for everything #WhoIsAGoodBoy
I bonged champagne. And did keg stands. What in the actual fuck am I doing with my life?
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