Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
PSA: Morning booty calls are no longer accepted after the hours of 6am when I've been drinking or before 11am when I have not. Your cooperation is appreciated.
Just so we're clear this time around: This is dinner with my FAMILY. Not an opportunity for you to drink too much, and use the word "dick-thumpin" in casual conversation.
I had a dream about masturbating with toys I can't afford.
My sex life and finances are equally in shambles.
Honestly, it's his loss. He went for the free sample when he could've gotten the whole package, babes.
does that make me the free sample at the grocery store he didn't like enough to buy...? yeah, that advice didn't help, but thanks.
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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