If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
I thought we agreed, no more super glueing action figures to my dick
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
Lost my pants last night. Really need to stop taking shots of whiskey like I'm eating skittles.
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