Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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