Plan B is the new Plan A
EVERY baby cries during their baptism. It's like they know from that moment on their parents are going to make them do lame things like their first communion and stuff.
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
dude, it should not be this hard to find a bottomless mimosa on a friday morning
Bitch looked at my dick and said "I thought they called you horsecock, I'm already disappointed"
I told you that line would get her home never said it was a good idea
I sat on the toilet and peed through my jeans, then I pissed the bed and blamed him...do you think well have a 2nd date?
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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