What are you doing tonight?
Watching dora the explorer and pining for a sex life.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
Hookers taste better with whip cream
Maybe we ought to get some pennicillin too
Fair enough
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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