they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
Grilled cheese is the best thing. ever. better than boys, and alcohol, and sex, and chocolate, and money. But not really the last two.
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened.
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
Bro, if we got a house, it'd basically be a revolving door for slightly overweight, but extra cute, sexually deviant girls with daddy issues.
Jesus when did you leave my house? I found 2 bottles of wine, vodka, and a book with blow all over it wondering if I was read bedtime stories
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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