i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
Well my sober pact lasted almost an hour. Then I did four shots. But in other news, one of those shots I took with a midget. So like I couldn't turn that shit down.
And now you understand the importance of Saturday naps.
Because you stay up all night having sex and eating sushi?
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
Hey bro are you still alive??? I'm sure you are wondering how you ended up laying on the floor at the foot of your bed and why there is a wheelchair by your door....
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
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