I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
He asked me what I wanted the cake to say and I then asked him if "I'm sorry for throwing up in your bed last night" was too long. He said it was...
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
So....I just took a paddle fan on high speed to the side of the head while getting head...still finished the job, good thing I'm drunk and couldn't feel it.
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
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