I just saw a dog and thought "Hey! A goat!" Then realized it was a dog. Now I'm sad.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
Just threw up in the garbage can outside the liquor store... I'm pretty sure that's some sort of distress signal.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
Still butthurt there's a framed picture of me passed out on the toilet in my grandparents' living room
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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