we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
I heard you threw up in your lap?
I heard that too.
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
I had to hold off a girl who was trying to check your pulse while you were passed out. She kept screaming that she was a nursing major and needed to make sure you were alive.
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
I'm sober in pajamas at a bar. Nothing is ok about that statement.
Congratulations, you are no longer the only person who has watched me drunkenly pee on their furniture.
There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
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