But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
on a related note, did you know that the fire alarm in our apartment talks?
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
I'm sittin in my Hawaiian shorts watching the office eating cold asparagus. wow do I suck when you're not here.
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
Randomize
