he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
Please explain to me why I only attract Mormon guys. Just explain that to me.
I think it's God trying to counter your lustful nature. Imagine if Agnostics liked you. You'd never come out of your bedroom.
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
i dont care if i have to wear a pillow case, there will be an open bar at my wedding
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
Ya know, sometimes when he kisses me in public I want to scream "HE DRIVES A PORSCHE!" so people watching understand that I don't have low standards, I'm just very materialistic.
all i care about is the story behind my toaster ending up in the microwave
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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