The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
I didn't scare your mother by showing up on the roof, did I?
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
I just realized how terrible that was... I was drumming on your penis to a song about Baby Jesus.
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
Your Saturday night was spent at the opera, mine was spent exchanging naked pics with a hot middle aged man that is so ripped that he looks like he's photoshopped. This is why we're blood sisters. We balance each other out.
I hate you so hard.
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