God I can't wait to have my phone textbombed every night
I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
Puking in the Ritz Carlton bathroom was actually kind of a nice experience
Someone took a shit in the house somewhere and I STILL can't find it. I'm just going to move.
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
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