Porn is love you can see.
He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
just found a carrot inside of a baby sock. living with toddlers is like living with tiny hammered people.
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
I have a vague memory of you tryin to ride a unicycle through jimmy johns
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
Thanks for making me a drunk burrito last night and cutting it into bite size pieces, I always knew you were a keeper.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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