did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
i just farted in the library and heard some girl yell it was sulfur gas. can. not. move.
i just opened a seperate checking account to keep track of how much i make and spend on our keggers
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
Some girl, somewhere, is going to wake up with my face paint on her vagina
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
I know it's super late on a work night, but can you drop by and bend me over my new motorcycle? I have tequila and tacos...
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