please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
I was like, "um, that's my butthole."
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
I cant help but love a girl who informs me of the pregnancy test results by emailing me a YouTube clip of Barney Stinsons not a fathers day speech.
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
There needs to be a greeting card for "I miss having sex and smoking weed with you."
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
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