Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
You guys I wore sweatpants to work today because I simply forgot to put on real pants and I had a weed brownie and a juice box for breakfast. I am not ready for parenting.
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
I'm gonna be late for work because i decided to masturbate and forgot to put my clothes in the dryer
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
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