Betty ford says i'm here all night
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
I'm so busy i barely have time to have sex with myself. I have to talk myself into it like an old married couple.
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
I feel like you're gonna be reading this at 6 AM in a ditch or under a bridge, but please remember...I offered to drive you home. And you said no.
The sad thing is that it's 6:45 and you're not far off.
I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
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