I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
i actually pissed myself from laughing when I saw the old man in lingerie carrying a spiderman purse. I dont know if he was real or if it was the tequila, but my head hurts.
I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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