absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
just customized my debit card w a pic of me ralphing over the toilet. figure it'll give the bar keep a good cut off est and for shits n giggles when buying my handles at the liqour store
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
I'm gonna play eenie meenie at the bar tonight because it's women's day and I deserve the dick
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
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