I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
We're in ER. He's high on morphine and I'm drunk. Gonna score some bed pans for jello shots.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
I guess the wine stains on your shirt and the $2 vodka tonics you're sweating out just scream, "Welcome to DC, please ask me for directions."
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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