She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
I mean, I thought you would respect me for turning your life around for the better. It seems just yesterday that I found you in a ditch with a cock in your mouth.
I'm having mini little movies in my head. Like for example. You were talking to a blue whale with jazz man sunglasses, but not the ray charles jazz sunglass. More like sunglasses that are round. Anyway, he has a baguette and stupid french hat. And you , you had your harry potter glasses.
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
I force fed him french fries and then proceeded to tell him how sexy corgi’s are … it’s safe to say he’s not texting me for a second date.
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
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