Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
Leave the bottle at home cause either way I'm not taking another shot. You have no idea how long it took me to compose this text free of grammatical error.
Gold star for you, but I'm on my way and the soco is buckled in next to me. This is happening.
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
Hey, do you know the person who woke me up last night at 1 in the morning yelling and being carried through the courtyard?
That was me Mom...
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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