Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
I legit had a 15 minute convo about dinosaurs with a guy at the bar last night cuz he was wearing a jurassic park shirt
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
When you wake up with a bow tie and mustache drawn on your penis, you know you had a good night.
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
She's eating hot cheetos out of the bag with chopsticks, Matt, how is she NOT my soulmate?
Btw. I have a sinus infection from doing cocaine in a portapotty at a Duran Duran concert. So, gimme a couple of days before y'all start the party.
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
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