he wasnt into me til he saw how good i was at ms pacman. wtf why does this always happen? when she kisses pacman it was a little awkward, so i made my move. i went for more than one kind of banana last night!
I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
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I traded my shirt for vodka. I wonder if my parents can pinpoint where they went wrong raising me.
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
Closed my eyes in the shower and got really dizzy. Not sure if neurological or result of 4 day vodka binge. Send help.
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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