How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
isn't that the guy who always buys you drinks?
yeah. i love a man who still buys me drinks after the bar cuts me off.
next time on intervention
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
After walking ten blocks barefoot in Boston I've concluded drunk me needs to make better decisions.
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
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