last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
Dude. Some drunk chick just put an Aussie hat on me and was screaming at me in German. Her friends had to drag her away. Point being, I now have a cool hat.
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
Needs to be more caveman. "Me kill roommate. You watch. Then sex time with our genitals."
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
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