And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
It would have to be recorded, because that sex tape would be humanity's primary evidence of miracles
We should get Al Michaels to provide commentary for it.
We were so hungover we fell asleep in Goodyear waiting for them to fix her car. At 4 in the afternoon on a Sunday. The workers apparently didnt want to vacuum because they didn't want to wake us.
Cause I'll toss Tabasco sauce in his eyes and yell "Cobra attack" and walk away
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
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