Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
You said you were going inside to sober up and then you poured yourself a wine glass of warm gin
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
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