i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
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