I wanna passion pit in your ass
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
I had to sleep with my math professor to pass algebra. Apparently my blowjobs are only C+ quality
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
Why do i feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear?
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
she just called me the flavor packet to her ramen noodles. get me the fuck out of here.
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
I woke up to a shattered My Little Pony garbage pail, a black eye I don't know how I got and no one will look me in the face. Fuck tequila.
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
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