what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
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