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yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
woke up this morning with a fat chick but she went downstairs and made pancakes without saying a word.
I love having a boyfriend. I just ate pancakes with regular syrup and chocolate syrup, I havent shaved my legs in a week, and Im still going to get laid tonight.
fuck. you.
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
She wasnt impressed wen i brought a guy for her back with me, a 3am impromptu sperm donor is not a gd birthday present. Im a bad gf.
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
on a scale from 1 to "can't put a toothbrush in your mouth without gagging" how hungover are you?
He was actually surprised when I poured myself a glass full of straight vodka. Clearly he doesn't know me as well as he thinks.
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