By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
Woke up this morning on my couch at 6am fully dressed including heels, holding half a corn dog. I called you last night when I was buying the corn dog from a street vendor, I think.
I am in love with you.
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
Will you PLEASE get your mom to stop telling me I'd make a great husband? She knows I'm gay, right?!
I know, but she really likes you. Have you met my brother yet?
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