we have officially lost it.
That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
never play flip cup with pint glasses
Washing the last semen-stained shirt you have really solidifies a breakup. It just got real.
turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
That's what you get for drunk dialing me to ask what kind of flowers I like while outside of a strip club, after telling me you "made it rain"
I dressed up as a breathalyzer test for Halloween; never had so many straight dudes blow me before!
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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