so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
I rewarded myself with Taco Bell tonight for going a full week without punching my roommates in the face or wishing bodily harm on them.
YOU HAVE TO STOP TELLING BARTENDERS WE DON'T HAVE MORAL STANDARDS
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
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