Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
Then you shook your fists at the sky and explained to us that losing a sneeze is like losing an orgasm
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
Dude at the bar last night came into the bathroom, drop kicked the stall open and start saying lines from happy Gilmore as he was shitting, "go in your home! Are you too good for your home?!"
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
This friendship isnt goin to work if you dont respond to my drunk texts
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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