Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
I was too sleepy and drunk to verbally annihilate anyone and ruin their reason for being. So i just opted to sleep with the fitted sheet on the floor
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
His ex told me that she wanted me to "take care of" him but from the way she said it I couldn't tell if she wants me to look after him or murder him.
Randomize