After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
I'm watching tv and he's trying to stick a vibrator in my ass
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
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