clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
LSHMSFOAIDMT = laughing so hard my sombrero falls off and I drop my taco.
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
My contribution to the dinner party was a bottle of vodka and a bag of uncooked potatoes. I felt like a Russian serf.
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
I'm going to avoid eye contact because my old high school English teacher is not who I feel like seeing after I just had a dick in my mouth
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
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