would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
Half Baked? Au contraire, Ben and Jerry, I was fully baked when I ate that whole pint of ice cream.
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
Woke up the day after the party with a bruise on my stomach. Pretty sure my liver was trying to escape for fear of it's life.
You know, I think I'm going to rock the shit out of this whole mid-twenties thing. Fuck babies and weddings -- I have vodka and young cock.
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
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